Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML
Today, we had a substitute teacher. She was taking attendance and had trouble pronouncing my last name. When I corrected her, I heard her mutter under her breath about, “Goddamn Mexican immigrants…” I’m from Greek ancestry, born in the USA. FML
Today, I had a teaching job interview. After giving my demo lesson, I was told by the director that I had given it on the wrong topic. Turns out, I never got the e-mail with the instructions for the interview. Now I'm definitely not getting the job. FML
Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
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Top comments
packrat 26
O dear... That is one excuse to be lazy I haven't heard before.
bombielol 20
lol what a dumb girl.. no wonder she needs tutoring.
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Comments (58)
SystemofaBlink41 27
I can only see her in the future refusing a job because she doesn't like the boss' name. "I'm sorry, Carlos? Yeah, no..."
baxeh 29
Youre the real MVP for putting the name in your username!
vikky538 29
what a lame reason...
brianjman14 23
Is your name What Zit Tooya?
Khaleesi_26 30
No it's heather. Says so on the username. :)
alicebx 1
Was her name Katie Hopkins by any chance?
ScarlettVixen_fml 5
Pfft! Her loss.
Ahsome 6
Did you say it in Spanish?
Crossbowe 13
probably overwhelmed
speckledots 29
Hey, I may be a little biased but I happen to like that name.
syed121417 22
I don't at all understand how somebody could put YDI for this. "Oh this one girl didn't like her name, which means the girl is either stupid or lazy, but it's OP's fault" like what? FML, people...just... I don't even know
Akouseur 7
Because there are stupid users who go and vote "YDI" for EVERYTHING without even reading the FML.