Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my sister blamed me for everything again. We're twins and have the same friends, but they all like her better because she's an extrovert and I'm an introvert, and I'm sick of her getting mad at me, copying me, blaming me and making my life miserable for no reason. Why does everyone think I'm so pathetic? FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Top comments
Mexico_WC2018 16
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of a sisterly bond breaking.
teotsi 28
Blame it on autocorrect.
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Comments (87)
thatchick1405 17
at least you made an effort in trying to make her feel better :)
TheKingKen 22
It's the thought that counts, I guess? You did try to comfort your sibling, though. In my opinion, that's really good
MandyMeow_fml 18
Maybe that will act as a wake up call to her, she might actually try to be decent to people. And in return people will like her.
Ben009 13
Can't see how that sounded sympathetic even in your head.
zZLightZz 13
seems like if you weren't her brother you wouldn't like her either.
girI 20
I'm pretty sure OP is a girl. So she's a sister, not a brother.
91hayek 31
I can't think a single way you can save this. Maybe if you just started crying?
swiftous 7
"They don't dislike you... They dislike everything you do and how you do it :D"
TerraShadow 18
That would make a really good comeback.
angelalalalalala 9
Yeah, it really sucks that on top of your SISTER'S bad day you insulted HER. FYL. Shut up.
Greg1986 13
Sometimes the truth hurts.
Saraj07 18
#44 Except that in the FML OP actually said "without thinking". I don't get why #1 got voted down, even with saying sweetie it's still a good point.
Imaginefree66 4
#44 Yes, the truth always hurts.