Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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doyers11 0
when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D
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Comments (134)
cheyenne_audrie_ 0
They're just trying to get you to do it for free since your their roommate. Tell them that they either need to pay you or they need to find a new place to live.
who_rollerpig 4
Let them take the bus!!
phatdaddy62 23
tell them to **** off!
missymoo123 0
ohhh keevarou I love your shirt =) and is that a slave collar you have around your neck or just a fashion statement....I'm guessing statement because any responsable Miss would not leave the key in the lock =p lol
fatalblue06 0
go you!
dadof2 4
well sounds like a great excuse for an eviction party
Slythrr 0
say bye bye
mexicotoucher 7
Didn't you learn about peer pressure? just say no.
paradiseisland01 0
tell them to pay for the gas or no deal , and if they don't have jobs then tell them to get the freak out , and look for new roommates.
docscientist 10
Tell them to take the goddamn bus.