Today, my school is having homecoming. I'm taking a date who I really like, and she happens to have fairly large boobs. I have a friend who seems to think I have an obsession with boobs, so I texted her last night reading "btw, no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to my date. FML
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OP here. it was late when i sent the text, and wasnt really focusing on what i was doing. because the text was about my date, i was thinking about her, and subconciously went to her name instead of my friend's. its all good though. i explained the situation to her, and she understood.
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Monado 0
Well I guess there are going to be three big boobs at that dance.
iBiteRoses 22
Well that's a good thing then, I'm glad you got it straightened out.
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ireply_w_lyrics 0
Just tell her that that's "...That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as the tears fall down A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out..." You know, boost her confidence
ireply_w_lyrics 0
mine disappeared and someone else's is there. i shall repost
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #47.
allmidnighteyes 11
#33 is a douchenugget edit - DAMMIT RACHEL STEALING MY GLORY
redbluegreen 41
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
I_am_stupid_also 6
You'll know if she is a keeper if she replies "and no small dick jokes either."
KingAfter 0
why didn't you just tell her? it surely wouldn't have been that bad! okay, maybe you did... whatever, FYL.
mc0carrie 0
I always text the wrong person by mistake! my one friend I text the most out of everyone I have and so I usually just pick the most recent person and sometimes I forget I texted someone else more recently and send it to them without looking
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Just tell her that that "...That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as the tears fall down A gut sucked in, a chest stuck out..." You know, boost her confidence
Amysbodybetrayal 0
The "chest stuck out" part made me laugh, considering the FML. Hahah.
allmidnighteyes 11
So I guess you can't chew this moment over with a Twix...
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Sure, you just need the second bar :P
Intoxicunt 6
Mine are quite small. I mean, you can tell I'm a woman, but they're not big floppy *******. I'm overall really little and petite. Sorry to disappoint.
redbluegreen 41
XD
ireply_w_lyrics 0
YaRLY O.o