Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Thomas_S 0
Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."
Guiseppi 0
That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.
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gilj 0
45, my yearbook doesn't include spring sports - they send it out before that. for spring sports you have to get a supplement the next fall. so he might have the yearbook back this early, depending on how the school works.
simps011 0
#48- Don't blindly accept everything you read.
Moomoomoo_fml 0
This doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would just 'slip by' the editor(s), it being on the cover and all... i guess the person who chose the picture didn't notice it, and everyone else would be too uncomfortable about pointing that out
g_unit 0
i doubt that happened
bored123 0
LMAO i feel bad 4 u dude
jesseheath 0
55- dont assume everyone is lying.
devinek12 0
dude. your a loser. it was probably a guy who gave you the stiffy anyways.
skatingweasel 0
wonder if the OP picked up any chicks from this
xosamanthaaa101 0
oooh! that suckkksss, if your cute then its gona be ok :) lol
lolfahnny 0
You guys think that the yearbook staff is all powerful? No way. On my Senior yearbook someone goofed and misspelled our mascot's title: MARUADERS. What a joke. However, you guys are right, it's tough to imagine a yearbook being released in March. Maybe the poster goes to a small, underfunded school and the yearbook printer gives discounts for early submission? We'll never know... On a final note, at least they didn't notice your boner, if you know what I mean.