Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, my son's yearbook came. I was pretty happy, as I'd also ordered a larger version of his photo because he's going to California for college and I wanted a special picture of him to keep. Unfortunately, my happiness disappeared when I saw that he was wearing a horse mask in the photo. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Thomas_S 0
Well if a girl ever says you can't keep it up, pull out the book, point and comment that, "that boner is still rocking out."
Guiseppi 0
That's unfortunate. Unless you're really big.
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doLce_ 1
I think this is possible. My yearbook put in spring sports/events in the NEXT years' yearbook. Prom/girl's soccer/track/graduation/baseball are all from the previous year (09 would have pictures from the 08 season). Also, one year they put the same kid's picture twice on the SAME page, with two different names...and he didn't look anything the other person, since the other person was a girl. So, not every school has the same editors, nor the same layout or way of producing spring pictures.
Chibi_fml 9
There's also the possibility that he is talking about a university or college yearbook, because I've noticed my university has signs posted saying that the 09 yearsbooks are currently for sale and have been for a few weeks. Even if the OP is in high school, some schools get out in April/May and return in August, so unless you know how every single school in the entire world works, you can't say it couldn't happen. Furthermore, mistakes happen. It slips by. Maybe the yearbook staff thought it was funny and purposely didn't mention it to their advisor, or maybe it was a picture taken at the last minute and no one scrutinized it that closely.
mylamesauce 0
why is everyone fighting about this?even if he's a liar, just imagining that this happened is funny oh and to #69 (sorry you got that number O.o) for your number 3 thing, my last yearbook only had pics of like 10 people on the cover...so don't assume (remember, if you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of yoU and ME...that's how i learned to spell assume xD)
kellster 2
Wow, that sucks!! Either... um, wait a long time and people will eventually get tired of bringing it up and laughing about it, be super cool and just let it all roll off with your best "hey, it happens!" attitude, or... change schools. Those are basically your options. Good luck!
ozac 0
lol, 10, 11 and 50. At least its something that you'll be remembered for...
bukopandan 0
lol. I was also a yearbook editor, but I believe this could happen. Believe it or not, editors don't really do boner checks before they send pages for proofs/print.
take_me_home 0
surely you would have known that you had a massive boner when the picture was being taken and done something about it, like hide at the time??
wallythedolly 0
Why did the yearbook staff keep that picture???
jasonsexcema 3
this happened to a dude in my highschool, opening night he ended up with the biggest boner. everyone was 100% more satisfied with the performance, i can tell you that. i was still a virgin then but i went just to see that boner. your life is not so ******. it's like a girl bitching about her yearbook picture being one with visible nipples..whatever! so people know you have a sex drive. in high school it doesn't hurt
lolyouareanidiot 0
Queerbait!