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Mattador United States

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

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Mattador_fml 0

And by basically I mean completely ruined.

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yuk your roommate was definitely drunk, a fridge talking would be pretty cool though :)

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Are you sure he was drunk?

leadman1989 16

Strangle them with the sausage links, murder and a snack. plus you eat the evidence. >:) Jk :p

uggg

Woooowwww, your life really sucks.................not.

why didnt you just plug it back in straight away?

Ever think to plug it back in...?

Strange I only get the spins

Drunk or not people are responsible for their actions. Beat that dude down. Make him pay for any spoiled food and then tax his dumb ass for the inconvenience.

Next time, tell him the toaster is his girlfriend...Watch the sparks fly when he attempts intimacy!!

Mattador_fml 0

I returned home after 2 days on a business trip to find it unplugged.

Woah, the OP responded.. Thanks for clearing up the confusion there, that would really suck

Did you give him the keys to the house or something ^^?

being a roommate generally means they both live there so of course he had keys