Mattador
United States
Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML
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kyliebear 15
yuk your roommate was definitely drunk, a fridge talking would be pretty cool though :)
Zya_fml 8
Wait, what?
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dreamering 16
Put his head into the freezer next time and he will be sober in few minutes.
Sicari 2
I don't think op was awake when his partner was drunk, otherwise they would've just plugged the fridge back up
mattdm91 0
Maybe he was a little more than drunk? I've been pretty wasted as well as seeing people completely losing their minds while drunk but it's never been that bad...
Jimboom 12
Find something he loves and ruin it... just ruin it... For instance.. If he has some sort of awesome bed mattress then take a nice big steamy shit on it.... or if he has some pet goldfish... take a nice big steamy shit in the tank.... or if he has a nice car.. set fire to it.... and then take a nice big steamy shit on the ashes. :-P
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Yeah...or im sure he likes food so unplug the fridge to get back at him
whited666 0
That's when you take his beer and other alcohol and drain it.
olpally 33
that's real alcohol abuse right there...
stoneywoney 3
Or drink it yourself....^_^
jarednt39 5
This reminds me of Katt williams
stevenmx86 8
I'm with the others saying that your food should lady several hours in the fridge even if it's off..
dino2muffin2 0
....you couldn't plug it back in??
RecklessJellyBea 7
He couldn't have been THAT drunk if he didn't try to harpoon the fridge as if it were a whale.
McGherkin 0
Sounds like he wasn't even drunk enough to attempt to mate with it. What that man needs is more alcohol, OP.
jallred254 4
I think there just might be a way to plug it back in. It's a long shot though.
chessypie 0
I wanna party with him!