Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
Classic
Today, I started seeing a new therapist and told him everything that was going on in my life. He asked me if I was suicidal; I said no. He paused and asked me, "Why not?" FML
Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Vicious circle
Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Ozempic pushers
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML
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ILoveFluttershy 3
Wow, screw him. That's so unprofessional.
gojira666 7
That's a straight shooter right there
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eccentrix 12
If he has so many patients that he expects to know the answer, why does he ask?
someone3225 2
Wise this one is
bubo_fml 11
"Well Dr., my poor self esteem about my weight is off set by my pride of having a massive member!"
sleet7 4
That's funny. You are fat.
sleet7 4
That's funny. You are fat.
mrrod462 4
That's just your psychiatrist being mean and trying to make it a problem for you so that you will want help and they get more money
MuzikMojo17 0
There dumb. Jussayin.
JW_SR 9
Your psychiatrist sucks...get another one. He's not helping you.
RulerFourEntity 1
Did you consider he might be wondering how good your self confidence is? Guess it depends on his tone though.
deransc 19
so medically speaking, how fat are you?