Today, my phone charger caught fire. I was thankful to be there to witness it. I was not thankful for having been holding it while this happened, as my shirt caught on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I had to call 911. Why? My fireplace caught on fire. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
I charge my phone next to my bed at night, but it's okay; I don't need to sleep anymore anyway.
SixthSinEnvy 39
How does that apply? There wasn't any pursuit of gains here.
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Comments (34)
ndaguanno 17
Better your shirt then house, glad to hear your okay op, I'd raise hell to the manufacturer
Kchchan288 5
Lawsuit!!!
PANDORUM89 21
sorry about your shirt but can I quickly draw attention to your username? my name is Shandi and my friends call me Shandi Panda. . . should I be afraid? are you the one who opened a credit card in my name? are we TWINS?! PAY THE BILL OFF! that last part was sarcasm, but on a real note I am surprised to see someone else with my name and nickname :)
doodycakes 16
My charger caught on fire once while I was sleeping. Thank goodness the smelling of burning bed sheets woke me up
KIEdekka 14
How the? Why the? What?
heackargirl 9
Did you perhaps get a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? ?