Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
Crimsonhead 0
.....Raging? And you probably should have had some idea what was going to happen within the next couple of minutes. Unless you weren't watching the movie, hmmm?
GawZ 0
nothing like cuddling up to a good porno
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Comments (100)
hnz 13
must be black swan!
maybaybe 0
hahaha :)
DarkHelmet 10
hahahahaha I was thinking the exact same thing lol
sallen0046 4
YDI for no other reason than being the ass on the phone during the movie. If your parents are so concerned about what you're up to, you obviously should be going to see a movie that has "raging sex" scenes in the first place.
Ericca26 5
should?
Blueocean7 19
What movie was it? Also, was this in the theater? Because if it was in the theater, then of course you have no way of knowing what scenes were next. But if it was at home with a DVD, then could have checked ahead to be safe.
emoooze 0
Today I signed the contract to be in a movie... I didn't read it all! I am not allowed to pull out & I'll be performing all the nude scenes! Prepare to see my **** on national telly-_- fml
daiissyyy 0
haha! moronn .
ieatbebies 0
what movie??!!! lol jk
kimginkey 0
you could hv called anytime during the movie, why only when the sex scene began?
dani9796 0
thats probably why the dont trust you
macskapingvin 0
Yeah, I have raging sex scenes all the time. Just after having sex, my girlfriend gets into a rage and starts making a scene about how bad it was.
dannodavis 0
I tip my hat to you, sir.
dani9796 0
thats probably why they dont trust you
rattusrattus 19
THAT WAS MY BLOODY POINT! But the nitwits up there didn't put the whole 'phone access' + 'film' = 'probably watching at home' thing together.
Todayi 0
lol