Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
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Top comments
silverhuntress 4
WTF!!!!! Wow... I'm so sorry that you had to see that...
turtlemanz 8
You decided to swing by at the wrong moment
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Comments (165)
laylarose1396 7
No that's not okay.
Devul143 12
What are their names? but in all seriousness, that sucks man... sorry to hear that
SgtAssCheeks 21
#2 , the type of nigga that's cool with incestuous intercourse.
speakersboom 19
oh totally. Because tellng someone you were in an orgy isn't weird at all. might as well tell them your rents were involved to. adds zest to the story... gross. no orgys for me thank you.
Burn_in_Hell 10
Well I've seen my mom in weird situations... But I must admit, that's is just gross. O.o
EpicSquishii 21
....Go on.
AlaskanG 27
Could you be any creepier?
Laidbackmofo 13
There's not much left to see in the world after seeing your parents in a swinger orgy. OP you have seen some serious shit
EvilLittleMan 23
Did you catch dear ol Dad playing Call of Booty and doing the helicopter?
imchacon22 19
I feel your pain, I had neighbors who were swingers. To each his own but I just wish they would have closed their blinds during their "parties"
Epikouros 32
You mean you couldn't avoid seeing them having sex with strangers when you climbed on top of a table on your back porch?
alissa222 15
i would 120% rather see my neighbors in an orgy than my parents
imchacon22 19
#75 they had a huge window facing the street so you couldn't miss them
Km1490 20
I don't know if I could everrrr recover from seeing that..