AustinFFA
Agoura Hills, United States
Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.
HollyQuinn 21
Smartphones are a wonderful thing.
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quivering5012 5
Do it but search something so profound that they will even regret their existence.
MenAreFromVegas 5
Paranoid parents. You are not their possession, their dog, to be corralled prematurely to prevent you having fun.
Tailored 15
Incognito ?
DeezNuts_1234 6
I advise you do a clean install of whatever OS you are using, or use an Ubuntu live disk, they won't be able to see you that way
quackImapenguin 16
Just jack off without ****. It's not hard. Unpopular opinion: you shouldn't be watching **** anyway because many of the women are being raped by financial coercion and abused so you shouldn't be supporting the industry with your clicks. Plus, for your own sake, **** use has been linked to erectile dysfunction and unrealistic expectations of women. Seriously, google it.
darkenedone 27
You should google instructional material on matricide and patricide.
Miss_Whipped 43
#64 I love people like you. Made my morning with your comment.
dannnngthatsux 19
Wait, if you can't get off without ****, you need help.
giantbuts71 14
tumblr ****
DemonNate 2
LUNA TUNA!
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Not him. He's not 16.