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AustinFFA Agoura Hills, United States

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML

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I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

Smartphones are a wonderful thing.

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That's overprotective parenting to the extreme.

You need a medal.

Do it anyway and talk about it until they take the spyware off.

16, you da real MVP.

Its good to remind them of your fap schedules

Just install malware bytes and get a premium key off YouTube. That'll take it off, then set a password.

OP, if you have a phone then you can just head to the bathroom. ;)

Time to make good use of your imagination, m'boy!

Buy a magazine.