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AustinFFA Agoura Hills, United States

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML

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I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

Smartphones are a wonderful thing.

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Luna is that you??

Believe me, they already know.

It's 2016. Just wipe it from the registry.

#65, I think using Tor isn't the best idea considering the FML.

Make sure you watch some really, really freaky stuff then. Or at least fill Google searches with queries that make it sound like you are.

Look up genres so disgusting they take it off

Look at stuff like 2 Girls 1 Cup, Blue Waffle, Lemon Party, Goatse (I know some "spyware" take screen caps every so-and-so seconds/minutes, so incognito mode/etc may not work)

Just remove the spy ware it really isnt hard :)

Look up "my parents don't trust me" and stuff like that and see how guilty they get.

Are u the real Austin ffa/ Luna

Not him. He's not 16.