AustinFFA
Agoura Hills, United States
Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.
HollyQuinn 21
Smartphones are a wonderful thing.
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pete9913 23
this is probably one of my top five favorite. fyl, sorry OP, sucks its right there and you can't have it.
Dr_Manhattan_fml 15
Look up some weird **** to freak them out.
Pokemonguy 7
Your picture freaks me out
moshpit11 8
Use a proxy
moshpit11 8
Google patricide and/or matricide
berkeleyjake 13
If they're monitoring your history, start visiting a lot of really weird, but non pornographic websites, then sneak a poem site in to the mix
quarterbird 18
It's most likely a program with a keylogger and / or screenshots. So, Google incog won't help. Google incog is, more or less, for not having to worry about clearing your history, cookies, etc.
Spencyy 18
When or what?
jamesderp 15
Trust issues?
Dankmemes100 3
use your phone
zr11990 8
My god. You don't need ****. You are ****. If I was a chick that looked like you I would never come out of my bedroom and my fingers would always be wrinkled.