AustinFFA
Agoura Hills, United States
Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.
HollyQuinn 21
Smartphones are a wonderful thing.
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pop17123 19
a woman watches ****?
wildstyle2007 8
wait till a storm hits or other freak accident happens and then reset the router. Then you can delete your history that way. or just say **** it and watch anyway.
Rysal5 15
Do you even know what you're talking about?
thefierytaco 5
Unfortunately it's not that simple. "Resetting" your router won't get rid of spyware installed directly to your OS (AKA pretty much all spyware). I'm curious though, where'd you get that idea? I hope resetting your router isn't the only security measure you take, for your sake.
shesaywha 19
this is when you start always having a **** tab open.
oasis359 13
yes
asakadelis 7
Google I bunch of stuff that will scare them
briiwantsacookie 14
Watch a bunch of parents **** to freak them out ?
Obito_Uchiha651 17
What the hell is wrong with you?
Dave_Davington 34
Just Google the program they installed and go from there. There's likely a way to lobotomise it so that it looks like all's fine to your parents, but really it's not recording anything you do.
AustinFFA 11
I don't know what it's called ??????
Dave_Davington 34
I'm sure Google also has a way to identify it. Try "spyware diagnosis" or "parental monitoring software diagnosis" and see where that gets you.
Zebediabolical 45
Honestly, the best thing you can do is talk to your parents and tell them that you feel like your privacy is being violated. You might be able to lobotomize the spyware blocker, but if they do manage to find out, it'll just raise the stakes. Unless you've given them reason to think you're the kind of kid who orders drugs off the internet. In which case, well, you dealt that hand, not them.
Dave_Davington 34
They clearly don't give a **** about his privacy. If they did, they wouldn't install it. Contrary to what the FML comments section community would have you believe, having a talk is not in fact the solution to everything.
Zebediabolical 45
Tell your parents that everyone knows that teens do it from school and library computers so the IP won't track back to their houses.
DeezNuts_1234 6
That would be a great story if the school computers weren't also riddled with "Big Brother" software
Zebediabolical 45
Spyware which any of the serious nerds can bypass pretty much at will if you're nice to them or have a reputation for paying back favors when they're called in. Do you remember that Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer (later MCSE because Engineer is a legally protected term) program? I do. It was a joke. You could download the exam question pool, memorize the answers and regurgitate them at the testing facility. Titles and degrees don't necessarily equate to relevant skills. Especially in the Public Schools.
thecrazymancan 17
I was gonna leave a comment about how to remove it, but honestly you shouldn't have to. Privacy is a basic human right. The fact that your parents place no value on it at all says a lot about them. If I were you I'd let them know that you know about this. Or if they already know then I'd just flat out remove the malware (yes, spyware is, and will only ever be malware) from your computer. If they get upset over it, and they get upset enough then you might want to drag law enforcement into this (and yes I'm completely serious).
pjsr 33
The police are going to defend the right of a minor to watch ****? In someone else's house? On someone else's computer?
Zebediabolical 45
Privacy is not a basic human right if you're a minor living in your parents home. It is a right if you emancipate though.
AustinFFA 11
I own the computer though. I paid for it with my own hard earned money
Inquisitor11 5
Yet you're using their Internet OP.
techiejames 8
Privacy is NOT a basic human right. OP is a minor with no rights, except from abuse.
BulgyCashew33 16
Do the old fashion way with tapes
tintarroja 31
#13, yes, we women watch ****!! And we enjoy it as much as men do!