Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
Why are you comparing the two? You obviously love your boyfriend, so what if he can't choose dinner. It's just dinner.
isabellasimone 18
Some people are just indecisive!
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Comments (69)
kesht1996 12
Hey dinner is a tough choice. Whatever you decide will echo through eternity
CandyApple88 13
if he hasn't proposed by the end of the 2nd year, he's not going to marry you. This is information I was told by a guy. So if you are happy to stay together, that's great. if you want to be married, dump his indecisive ass and find someone who does want to marry you. I once dated an indecisive guy too, for four years. I felt so free after the break up.
krumpus 1
If you don't like him or you want marriage and he doesn't then just break up.
fantasyworld 39
I'd ask him where he sees himself and your relationship in 5-10 years .
alicelouise66 5
why are you comparing your relationship to someone else's? and no one is making you stay with your boyfriend. if you're not happy leave. ydi