Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML
WeiXinLun tells us more.
WeiXinLun 16
OP here! this actual happened a while ago, but the principle is still the same. the neighbors with the chihuahua, they occasionally yell at the dog to shut up. for the most part, they do nothing. it's not too loud to legally make a noise complaint, but loud enough to be an awful annoyance. as for the ones with the rooster, they don't even speak English. they're from Hong Kong, so they only speak Cantonese, which i don't speak. and i live in the middle of suburbia, so the rooster is very illegal. a 1000$ fine, i believe, if reported. the rooster usually gets really loud around 10, so it sometimes wakes me up, sometimes not. the chihuahua is pretty much 24/7. any more suggestions are more than welcome though, thanks!
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
j_729 18
If the rooster is illegal why don't you just report it.
Sylvasa 15
let's have them meet each other, see if the doggy likes to eat ****
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
desertlovebird 11
I would like to know how you deserve this? I have a neighbor who has a dog that barks at everything all day long. It is very painful to listen to. My sympathies are with you OP. Catch the rooster and have a chicken dinner!
BFons 19
Buy one of those ultrasonic dog bark deterrents.
rtrullinger 12
Chihuahua are awesome back off
jefrey 9
all you need now its a wolf across the street,
bigpops 12
eat them both
skyeyez9 25
I have a chihuahua named Jake. He is very laid back and hardly ever barks. He is the complete opposite of how a chihuahua normally is.
Jay_rdgz 6
Mine is too
WeiXinLun 16
OP here! this actual happened a while ago, but the principle is still the same. the neighbors with the chihuahua, they occasionally yell at the dog to shut up. for the most part, they do nothing. it's not too loud to legally make a noise complaint, but loud enough to be an awful annoyance. as for the ones with the rooster, they don't even speak English. they're from Hong Kong, so they only speak Cantonese, which i don't speak. and i live in the middle of suburbia, so the rooster is very illegal. a 1000$ fine, i believe, if reported. the rooster usually gets really loud around 10, so it sometimes wakes me up, sometimes not. the chihuahua is pretty much 24/7. any more suggestions are more than welcome though, thanks!
jannatanelle 5
Time to get a falcon license! my boyfriend always trys to find a reason and this is the first legitimate one I've seen.
j_729 18
If the rooster is illegal why don't you just report it.
Pikawhore 21
I read a story online where the guy had a situation similar to yours with the chihuahua. He recorded the dog's barking and blasted it for hours so that it disturbed the offending neighbors. They quickly got the message, and the guy lived happily (and quietly) ever after.
WeiXinLun 16
It belongs to an old couple who don't speak English and they make their living with their animals and gardening work
WeiXinLun 16
Awesome idea! and an awesome name, as well! =]
beatlegirl27 20
I live in a decent sized suburban neighborhood. One of my neighbors is really protective of his dog and he hates when other dogs bark at it. Another neighbor's dog barked at the dog a few times. This guy actually had the nerve to tell one of the kids to tell his mom to keep their dog quiet. He actually scared the shit out of this kid.
blcusername 27
A noise maker might work. Sounds silly, but the sound of waves washing up on the shore might help you sleep better
Break_faith 23
And I thought it was bad enough that my neighbours start off their cars very early in the morning and bang their car door as loud as possible.. Guess not.
moisesmarine 1
That would be me
chosha_fml 27
Now you just need a cat that yowls through the night.
mxij 13
Where do you live? Tijuana?