Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML
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WeiXinLun 16
OP here! this actual happened a while ago, but the principle is still the same. the neighbors with the chihuahua, they occasionally yell at the dog to shut up. for the most part, they do nothing. it's not too loud to legally make a noise complaint, but loud enough to be an awful annoyance. as for the ones with the rooster, they don't even speak English. they're from Hong Kong, so they only speak Cantonese, which i don't speak. and i live in the middle of suburbia, so the rooster is very illegal. a 1000$ fine, i believe, if reported. the rooster usually gets really loud around 10, so it sometimes wakes me up, sometimes not. the chihuahua is pretty much 24/7. any more suggestions are more than welcome though, thanks!
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j_729 18
If the rooster is illegal why don't you just report it.
Sylvasa 15
let's have them meet each other, see if the doggy likes to eat ****
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Comments (84)
BenAfro 2
Time to buy a gun...
jsscahoch 4
I have the same problem. every time the dang dog goes outside, it won't stop barking. I mean I love dogs I really do, but sometimes you're just like"please can you be quiet for just a little while while I sleep? Is that too much to ask?"
Hypnotic5206 10
I think it is time to move Lol
cwbygmer 2
I say pellet gun would solve both problems just say you have seen some troubled teens in the area. At least that would be my solution
reeane 10
Tell the couple "lei gong gai zou shen tai chou le!" (Your rooster is too noisy in the morning)
reeane 10
And as for the chihuahua, just buy a cheap wireless speaker and hide it near their place and blast dog barking sounds at them whenever you are out.
9eberra1 6
Time to move I think
hegchog12 18
I live in the country side where I own a rooster and next to me is a field of cows. Even though I have a rooster in my garden and a herd of cows five meters from my house I still sleep perfectly.
BowlingCat 18
Roosters are supposed to crow at sunrise. Farmers alarm clock