Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML
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WeiXinLun 16
OP here! this actual happened a while ago, but the principle is still the same. the neighbors with the chihuahua, they occasionally yell at the dog to shut up. for the most part, they do nothing. it's not too loud to legally make a noise complaint, but loud enough to be an awful annoyance. as for the ones with the rooster, they don't even speak English. they're from Hong Kong, so they only speak Cantonese, which i don't speak. and i live in the middle of suburbia, so the rooster is very illegal. a 1000$ fine, i believe, if reported. the rooster usually gets really loud around 10, so it sometimes wakes me up, sometimes not. the chihuahua is pretty much 24/7. any more suggestions are more than welcome though, thanks!
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j_729 18
If the rooster is illegal why don't you just report it.
Sylvasa 15
let's have them meet each other, see if the doggy likes to eat ****
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Comments (84)
junkman6 22
Buy a large bird of prey and have it eat the chicken and the rat errm chihuahua. Circle of life and all that.
qwils 11
I have tenants with 4 dogs.
onlychildFTW 34
Uhh, good for you?
Kindroth 12
Exercise your marksmen ability?
arturo_s 10
I remember when my neighbour had rooster... More than once I was tempted to strangle them
Mightytall 35
Talk to your neighbors about their noisy pets. If they ignore your pleas, get a high pitch noise generator (inaudible to humans) ... and run it every morning when the rooster crows and throughout the day when the dog barks.
bessiemay01 5
Roosters crow all day. Not just in the morning. Take it from a Kentucky farm girl. ;) That does suck though. Noise violation maybe?
ColbyGB 13
You're living on a Mexican farm!
Enslaved 38
Reminds me of when I lived in Puerto Rico. Between the coquíes croaking all ******* night and the roosters crowing in the morning, I thought I'd go insane but after a few days, my ears somehow tuned it out automatically. FYL if you're not as lucky.
Enslaved 38
"Winner winner chicken dinner."
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you should get a parrot that could squawk "shut up!"
phatdaddy62 23
I have one!