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By fiercehawk - 28/07/2016 14:02

Today, my new bf and I had a powerful simultaneous orgasm. It was only our sixth time having sex together, so it should have been amazing. It would've been, except I sharted. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 29 July 2016 9:50

Well, the stronger the ******, the more intensely the muscles contract and relax down there... I've seen a lot of people mention this issue, so it's not some spectacular failing on your part OP. Just an accident. Hopefully your BF just shrugged it off and you two can joke about it down the line.

Marine23Risk 6

Friday 29 July 2016 5:13

i feel really bad for you. that must have been really embarrassing. FYL indeed.

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Marine23Risk 6

Friday 29 July 2016 5:13

i feel really bad for you. that must have been really embarrassing. FYL indeed.

WhistlePig1738 7

Friday 29 July 2016 6:30

I don't know if I want to laugh, or cry!

GhostFox 33

Friday 29 July 2016 9:50

Well, the stronger the ******, the more intensely the muscles contract and relax down there... I've seen a lot of people mention this issue, so it's not some spectacular failing on your part OP. Just an accident. Hopefully your BF just shrugged it off and you two can joke about it down the line.

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