Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
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Top comments
Maxgolub 13
I'd find a route to a lawyer immediately
noxiffic 20
You should casually mention that hes getting you a new one
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Comments (61)
vikky538 29
may be you should put his house for sale... he wont be needing it anymore
Enkeria 30
I'd report him to the police. To some people $200 isn't a lot of money, but to a lot of others, it's a lot of money. If the neighbor doesn't budge, then sue him.
atav 17
I'm pretty sure if you are struggling to the point where $200 is a huge amount, you can't afford a lawyer to sue.
kendallfireHD 16
Sometimes people are so stupid it hurts.
TwentyFourBeerz 18
He atleast coulda gave you half
alicat13 12
Who lends things to a neighbour? Unless they are good friends! YDI
metalwolf 17
Lending something to a neighbor isnt bad. A month ago i borrowed a spare light, an extension cord, and a surge suppressor to a neighbor at my apartment because her power was out on a friday and noone would work on it until monday. If you borrow out something you cant afford to lose, then it's your fault if they dont return it and something bad happens. Unfortunately in this world you cant expect everyone to return everything and you need to be able to live with the losses.
kpetrovski 24
... And he's giving you all the money he made from it, right?
worldclassrager 41
He should give you at least 99% profit since it was your belonging
CommanderWoof 10
Does Judge Judy cover Australia?
viper_noj 1
I'd inform him he doesn't really need his front teeth or a straight nose, so you'll be round to collect those shortly.
ASadisticPanda 4
Kill the bastard!!! >:D