Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML
Today, after a couple of months of enjoying an informal parking arrangement with a local bank, I found out they sold their extra lot without telling me. The new owner's towing company heard about the deal, though. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
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Top comments
Maxgolub 13
I'd find a route to a lawyer immediately
noxiffic 20
You should casually mention that hes getting you a new one
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Comments (61)
lasagnanarcotics 14
Take some money from his wallet, he won'r need it since he's a ****** idiot
kiaora_fml 11
I would casually say, you have just been reported to the police, good luck in prison!
miliaras93 17
So much for friendly neighbors huh . Now you know you have to be careful who you trust !
cheshireau 26
Well, I'd go to the police. Do you live in Sydney? Sounds like a Sydney thing.
Nolimit2217 32
Should have given him a casual chop to the throat!
atav 17
That escalated quickly...
asmb100 27
Quickly, just not high enough. I say blow his brains out. I recommend a Winchester 870 pump with a 20 inch barrel, but it's really up to you.
Nolimit2217 32
Nah, I'll go with my Mossberg 500 with an 18 inch barrel. A Remington 870 with a 20 inch barrel is more of a field gun.
Soundslikeothers 15
Good thing you didn't let him barrow your ACTUAL car
hippo1234 19
Dude, the correctly spelled borrow is just a few inches away.
PassiveAggresive 12
Say "hey, so when will you give me the money that you received for selling it?"
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Search "revenge"
ulissey_fml 22
Well then, he'd better think of joining Neighbourhood Watch...your back.
sjbartholome 14
Casually kick the casual **** out of his casual self.