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Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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Noo that's too easy. It's better to just complain to random people on the Internet.

Maybe you should ask your neighbor to turn them off?

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Just put some curtains up on the window so the dog won't see the blinking lights! XP

I LOL'ed so much at the illustration. It's a super perfect match for this FML. I liked how the paper looked like it turned evil when the woman covered the window with it causing more chaos for the dog. :) ***** 5/5!

I say you should just ask Santa for earplugs.

bubo_fml 11

Retaliate by hanging up a pulsating Star of David strobe light & blast a house remix of "Hava Nagila" through your home stereo...At 2:01 am!

do what you do in the picture

Put up curtains or something to block out the light

Its your fault for not being able to control your own dog

swag_unicorn 4

but u didnt post it at 2am?

Train your dog better...

Just correct your dog.