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Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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Noo that's too easy. It's better to just complain to random people on the Internet.

Maybe you should ask your neighbor to turn them off?

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I love that you say it's 2am, but that you posted it at 6:28pm. I just LOVE it.

they have to moderate it first, if they didnt they'd have so many dumb fml's "Today i was forced to eat beans. I hate beans. FML"

could be a different time zone....

I always thought it was kind of rude to leave your Christmas lights on all night long. plus it's a waste of electricity.

you know its time to put that nasty dog out when....

FY neighbors life for not being able to decorate for christmas in peace because of an untrained dog barking at their house the whole time. Just keep it indoors at night for now, or teach it to not bark at minor things.

Do it like cesar would do: just hit the dog each time he barks :) He has to learn that he should not bark at lights.

YDI. You could put your dog somewhere where it couldn't see them and therefore wouldn't bark at them. Like a bathroom.

just stick a foot up the dogs arse

Um, the problem is on your end. Take care of your dog.

So fix it... with scissors.

I must be a bad person, I initially thought you meant the scissors for the dog.

I'm glad you commented, 58, because if you didn't, I would've continued thinking the same thing.

Today I set up my christmas lights and my neighbor's dog won't shut up. FML. ;)