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Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML

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Noo that's too easy. It's better to just complain to random people on the Internet.

Maybe you should ask your neighbor to turn them off?

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get a blackout blind or some curtains maybe?

shock collars work wonders...

Shock collars are a horrible invention.

cowboyy_fml 0

just tell them to stop. it's okay being a little mean or rude sometimes to someone :) lol haha

firechildredhead 0

I bet all your surrounding neighbors will be asking Santa for a bb gun :D

Bring your dog inside. That will solve the issue!

Learn to speak "dog" and you will find that it is singing Chistmas carols.

Inspired22 11

LOL. This is hilarious. Put your dog in the basement, or in a crate with a blanket on top, so you can sleep.

If he's outside, I'm sure the neighbors can hear him too. In fact, the entire street. At least you're not alone, OP. But I'm sure you can think of Some way to obstruct his view of the lights.

There's always this electrical control unit near your neighbor's house.

worlds first non-colorblind dog?

Dog's aren't colorblind