Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I bought noise-canceling headphones because my neighbors are loud. The first night I wore them, I completely missed the sound of my smoke alarm battery dying. Instead of hearing a faint beep every minute, I woke up to six missed calls from my roommate asking why I wasn't answering. FML
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
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TurtleSmile 14
Troll level : Expert
Wolflink289 10
Perhaps it's time for a tree to "fall" on their power lines?
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Rodders_SOTC 1
Burn down their house. Its within reason IMO.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well it dose suck. But in awhile you'll get used to it. I for nine months, am living about 75 feet from the runway. I've gotten where I can sleep through C-130 taking off and Chinooks flying over the roof.
etoilenuit 15
That's what I was thinking. If it happens that much eventually he'll tune it out without trying. I live next to a church in the city and bells go off every half hour. I've been home all day and haven't noticed once!
ariaofdoom 16
Doesn't that pretty much advertise that no one is home? Normally if your home is going to be vacant awhile it's suggested you make it seem like it isn't empty; Lights on a timer, have someone park in the drive. OP maybe you can get in touch with your neighbors?
FranzFerdinand 18
The iPod human has an alarm that goes off every three seconds! (Anyone else remember that?)
MakeTodayADTR 20
Is your neighbour Samuel L. Jackson?
etoilenuit 15
That sucks! Sleep with a fan at night. I live in the city and it blocks out all noise. And you could probably call the police for some kind of disturbance. Esp at night.
BTM707 8
Hopefully you'll just tune it out with time.
88vivera 9
I think it might be broken...
SanaSazi 32
Ours beeps for 30 seconds after arming, but only 30 seconds. It should stop beeping after that. I would contact the security company if I were you
webmoocher 7
It's a smoke detector going off...