Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mother has been making videos every time she babysits my kids (who are 2 and 6 years-old) and uploading them to YouTube. She's retired, but out of boredom and need for attention, she seems to have tried making a family vlog channel, but with MY kids. FML
Today, I overheard my mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew what internet dating was three weeks ago. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to put a camera in my room so I could be watched at all times, to make sure I'm behaving. I'm 14. FML
Today, I was FaceTiming with my mum when she interrupted me to ask who 'the man behind me' was. I live alone, so I had a bit of a jump scare moment. She was so proud of her 'hilarious' prank, her laugh still haunts me. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
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Top comments
brett1506 12
I'll be sure to watch, I'm looking forward to it OP!
a1f0sff 25
Kiss your privacy goodbye!
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Comments (106)
billyz77 24
If you post that link anywhere in my vicinity, I will personally hunt you down and force you to watch every episode of "Kim and Klohe do Honey Boo Boo on the Jersey Shore." Please keep it to yourself.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
That sounds like a terrible ****.
DocBastard 40
You could become the next Honey Boo Boo. Just make sure you act like a complete idiot all the time, and your channel is guaranteed to go viral.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
What's the channel name?
Enslaved 38
I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy oh o oh
Mookiisfabulous 15
That bites!
Tristyxxx 24
can't wait to watch :p
naxeeb 33
This, I'll be watching for sure :P Post the link please OP :D
SuperDanielNL 23
Wear a balaclava and communicate via notes, that'll stop her.
AholeCop 11
Have a bit of fun with your mom, let the cameras catch you talking to yourself. Tell your mom it's your friend Toby.
FameNFortune 12
Kay what's the name if the account ? .. Haha OP !