Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt comfortable enough to finally call my stepmom "Mom." She politely asked me not to call her that. FML
Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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challan 19
Dude looks like a lady. *air guitar solo*
ashalayx 13
this time of year? every second of the year
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Comments (59)
cakeandfilm 13
You might want to reevaluate your fashion choices...
MysticMonkey 9
There's so many FMLs like this on here. Is a very common occurence it seems.
cathrope 10
No worries OP. I get called ma'am at work right to my face and I have a full mustache and goatee
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Well so does my aunt, but that doesn't stop her from being a woman.
jazzy_123 20
I don't care if I get down voted but that was freaking hilarious! x)
breakinlegs 19
how long is your hair?
brook86 4
What does the length of hair have to do with anything?
clever_name_here 7
I have long hair and people call me a girl
Wizardo 34
Juice up via a needle in the arse, if that doesn't appeal to you then there's always a wardrobe and exercise change - never too late.
DocBastard 40
I say if you look feminine, don't fight it. Own it. "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
SammyS2012 21
doc, do you feel pretty, and witty, and gay?
jazzy_123 20
no, he probably feels pretty and witty and bright.
Raykyogrou03 12
you forgot to specify if you are a flaming homosexual (in which case the person was probably right)
mattsengale 8
I feel your pain! I get called a lady all the time! I actually had a dude slap my ass before, because he thought I was a girl...
challan 19
it might be the one direction hair cut.
jazzy_123 20
slapping your ass? Dude that's freakin weird. Maybe you should evaluate yourself and determine the cause....
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Next time you meet this guy, shave all your hair off, get a handlebar moustache and torn/dirty overalls. If you are still called a lady...you are pretty much a basket case.
outoftown 27
It's not you, OP. It's the 'shrooms. Did you have an enlightening conversation, after?