Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mother told me she's disappointed in me for not going to a better college, and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is, I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML
Today, my mom said if I don't get straight As in my classes this year, she'll get the school to hold me back until I do. I believe her. FML
Today, my mom is obsessed with my academic success, as she was a highschool dropout, and actually gives me more homework than my school does, all so I’ll be more advanced than my peers. I barely know what a television is anymore, since it’s been so long I’ve had enough free time to watch one. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
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Top comments
24788 7
Don't listen to her... You are your own person. Is she going to pay all your bills & expenses?
where_i_stood 0
Don't quit. It's your life.
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Comments (133)
dspadres 0
**** them! Be more successful!
c6dragster 0
your life is average mylifeusaverage.com
cuts_wont_heal 0
omg! dats bitchy u should have knocked her the *** out! idc if she ur mom or not just knock her OUT! like no lie.....damn.. u gotta step dad if u do *** HIM! i mean rape his ass make him wanna leave her.....ha!
VampiressMiharu 0
W-What? I thought the internet valley girl thing was bad enough, but, damn, did you forget IT'S NOT YOUR LIFE? And the step-dad + rape shit is completely irrelevant to this FML. Why would you even say that?
sinjax 6
Wait, what? 0.0
Mons_fml 27
Th'****? Did you sprint into a wall or something?
ziqi92 0
beat the system! get all the financial aid u can! show ur mom whos boss!
CyclonePsycho 1
Wow, that's just shitty. You should have fired back a witty remark. I can't of one right now though, so just stomp on her toe. It still gets the message across.
ac4089 0
Haha. Your moms a bitch
tWitt3rBuG 0
There's your motivation to kick ass & become a better person! Beat 'em
rockstarK9 0
oh. wow. **** her, graduate with honors.
Eipa 0
Get financial help, keep studying!! Show your mom u can be better than her, your sisters, your dad, everyone on your family!
Michello417 0
I'm sorry, apparently ur mom wants to keep the proud tradition of an unsuccessful family. Now u graduate with honors and when ur older and rich, laugh at her when u cross the street watching her begging for money.