Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
Hey, those could come in handy... You know... If your house ever gets bombed and you happen to be on your period. Don't be so ungrateful.
nycwrestler 17
No. I'm Trevor, your guess was pretty off.
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Comments (87)
StEpHiE1226 12
Omg lol op ...you can't make this up!!!
Synistiel 14
Actually yes she can.
erinnrose 9
maybe she was trying to be funny
coach25 5
I think she's giving you a hint! Maybe you act like a sissy little girl! Perhaps you whine and complain all the time. Like putting this on FML. A real man would have turned it into a joke.
coach25 5
Never mind op. I read that wrong. Thumbs down desperately needed! Gibbs head smack! Epic fail on my part.
mrsmo2 5
Don't be so ungrateful. At least she got you a present. Sheesh!
BigSexy123 11
Oh, and I'm sure if somebody wrapped up a dog turd and gave it to you as a present, you'd say the same thing? Not every gift is a gem, hun; she doesn't have to pretend to like it.
SweetLuna 10
Could be worse...
KiddNYC1O 22
Metal tampon case with reminders?
lmbachman 23
That is hilarious... I'm so sorry OP, definitely FYL, but that's funny...
Blurgas 16
Well, at least you're not alone in your humiliation.
cblock94 7
No, THIS IS SPARTA!
beehardxcore 26
Ooh classy! Now your tampons can travel in style, and everyone will be jealous of the Tampon Sisters.
smilequeed0222 7
Thats a great way to keep your tampons from burning in a fire