Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a garage sale and my mother-in-law came by to see what I was selling. She decided to buy these ugly green wine glasses that were still unopened. It turns out that she gave those to my wife and me when we got married. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML
Today, my mother sent off a handmade Christmas wreath I made for my 70-year-old grandmother. It wasn't until after it was sent that we realized the box it was packed in was originally for adult diapers. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML
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gracehi 33
Hey, those could come in handy... You know... If your house ever gets bombed and you happen to be on your period. Don't be so ungrateful.
nycwrestler 17
No. I'm Trevor, your guess was pretty off.
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Comments (87)
nycwrestler 17
Santa told your mother in law you've been a naughty girl
BrysGirl27 14
Hahahahahahah so instead of giving out coal this year santas giving out metal tampon cases?:p
nycwrestler 17
Coals just to expensive now-a-days.
Nydeira 11
At least she thinking bout you and your womanhood :)
SmittyJA24 26
Your M-I-L is a sick puppy.
Quest_ 13
This is worded like a highschool maths problem.
laden_swallow09 35
How?
winkydog4056 16
Well, at least they are matching cases. Now you have a special bond with your sister-in-law.
chucktaylor5 2
gotta protect ur tampons
Obey_StudBoii 23
•Your
sillyyanks 24
*boy
gc327072 31
No, this is Patrick.
sillyyanks 24
The worst part is they are both 38 years old!!
redmane 21
Why would 38 years old matter? Most women go through menopause later than 38.
oomph_fml 25
Your mother-in-law is either a jokester or is very caring about womanhood and all those lovely things. On the plus side, at least you'll have something funny to tell your friends about your Christmas.
Steve95401 49
Did you and your sister-in-law get them engraved so you can tell which case belongs to whom?