Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until she asked me if he was good in bed and started saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML
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OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!
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almost_there44 26
That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!
Lobby_Bee 18
Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.
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Lobby_Bee 18
Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.
sammypooface 11
lol that would teach her! let her know she's gross and weird.
myusofwe 15
Attach a note that says "now you don't have to be so jealous" and wink at her.
almost_there44 26
That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!
PenguinPal3017 19
Yeah. Talking about wanting to have sex with your own child is about as disgusting as it gets.
RichardPencil 32
“It’s so-so ... I’m more of a girthy gal!”
Jennifer Letson 1
find better company
Marlon4136 4
I don't want my mom to know ANYTHING about my sex life (yes, I'm married) and I don't want to know anything about my kids' sex lives when they get to that age.
Glowworm56 27
"Anyway, how's your sex life?"
HappyItalian 38
Oh Tommy Wiseau, you wonderful genius.
Cali 57
You're tearing me apart, Glowworm56!
Bubbles77777 11
So she's talking bout her own son?? That's gross:( :(
Scoobz 2
OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!
Moerighan 23
Still, that should be something she never says about her own son. Disgusting.
TheSminty1 17
my own mother has told me things like "Men like me because I am tight" and "my boyfriend can go 8 times, we counted" I am well aware of the cringe factor LOL
RichardPencil 32
You have an open relationship with your mother-in-law? Does that mean you can have other mothers-in-law?
siggy_mcsigx 22
This is something my mother would say, I feel you OP.
sammypooface 11
gross.. who's mother talks about them like that. weird!
Marc Davis_1399688004 8
meh. what's the big deal
Morten Bork 6
her sons penis apparently