Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
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Wow O_o I can't believe how much of a response this thing is getting(first post ever...) But for clarification:(Skip if you want...Blah) a) Since my mother was willing to beat me with a metal end of a broom for claiming Hitler and the events of the holocaust were wrong and has a machete at the ready underneath her bed, the threat was/is to be taken seriously, wouldn't you think... (Is she still hilarious?) b) Kill me, sure, but THE KID??? c)I would've loved for my mother to have been concerned/open enough with me to have an actual conversation about sex... Blegh -_-
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Juli_fml 0
anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?
JohnnyViola 0
Oh, wow. That sounds like my mother.
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paleknight47 0
Basically what. My mum said hahaha
Lyrad 0
Wow. LOL.
luvbird1 0
wow i think that thats an indication that she doesnt want grandchildren
luvbird1 0
wow i think that thats an indication that she doesnt want grandchildren
lexxiii 17
Haha! She camly threatens you. How nice! Hopefully one day she will get over it. FYL
Terra93 0
Report this incident to your local police. Threats like this are illegal and can be considered child abuse, then when you do have a kid tell her that she can not come over because she threatened to kill both you and you child. FYL indeed. Parents NEVER have the right to threaten thier children.
pikL3bOi 0
Omfg tht was the best one in a while!!! Use protection;)
Felonia 0
D: Your mother is a sociopath! ...mine too, but only since menopause
yaktazuki 0
Funny as he'll
bigraws23 0
That's horrible!!! I'm shocked!