Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to ban a mom from practice, which sadly meant the kid had to leave too. Several times the mom had been loud, disruptive and even rushed onto the mat because I wasn’t teaching her son the "right way". I’m a third degree black belt and I teach 5-6 year olds on my days off. FML
Today, my mom told me to do karate with her, and so I said no. Now my mom won't let me do anything until I go do karate with her. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, I found out that my mom withdrew me from karate at the insistence of my my fucking stepdad, who's a wimpy sissy pacifist who is against violence. I was so close to getting my black belt. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
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Top comments
Murilirum 23
Reminds me of the parents yelling from the sidelines of a sporting event but everything they're yelling doesn't actually apply to that particular sport. - SHOOT THE PUCK INTO THE BASKET FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!
trucker2 33
Should have dropped her off to play bingo
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Comments (41)
dragoongirl90 34
For farquad's sake, not to mention being yelled at to focus will DISTRACT you to high heaven!
RandKP 21
Love the Shrek reference. I don't think heaven was where she/he was being distracted to though.
juicy_extasy 25
Hahahahahahaha!
_Zobo_ 3
If she was joking.... then you've got the most awesome mum ever. :)
GrumpyGrinch 23
Afraid it wasn't joking, it looks more like dementia. Take her elsewhere to bond and entertain, never let her cause you get fired from your job. Not worth.
kayayye 22
this is to funny
ColCyclone 17
this is to my fans
Jryan952015 7
And I bet she gave you a big kiss before you started "teaching"
moodyreallyrocks 27
I miss my Mother..
allforfun 23
You need to tell mom to STFU
ZorroRooster 19
Someone thinks they have a sense of humor. I do too. That's pretty funny.
someguyhere 12
I love your mother!