Today, my mom told me that she doesn't want me to help any of my friends get a job at the restaurant I work at. Apparently, she thinks that they would do a better job than me and get me fired. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my mother told me I should think about quitting school. She explained that the reason was because she didn't want me to be more successful than my older sisters. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my mother, who insists on sticking her nose into every aspect of my life, found out I'm only "middle management" and called my boss to criticize her for undervaluing me, demanding I be promoted immediately. I'm now the laughing stock of my office. FML
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
Today, I was told that couldn’t become assistant manager of my job anymore. I already told my family I was going to be one, and they'd all said how proud of me they were. FML
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NinjaSonic 0
Well then, prove her wrong. Then go get ice-cream
rockstarajl 0
good advice.
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Comments (54)
Plasmolyze 0
this is not a fml just good advice from your mother
ElMetalero 0
right this is a LTYMASBOFML (Listen To Your Mom And Stop Bitching On FMyLife)
brucesgirl 0
what's up with parents nowadays?!
hmmmummhmmm 0
ok, but couldn't they just hire another random person who's not ur friend, they still do better than u,
hmmmummhmmm 0
then u end up getting fired anyway. (if cut my last comment off.)
intolerance 0
that's not a very nice thing to say especially for a mother to say it
guy3o3 0
Lol. Only your mother can be that honest.
taycandy96 2
Haven't you seen the tv shows and movies where you hire your friend and then you end up getting fired because your friend is better than you at that job? Just don't hire your friend.
Monikabug 9
Well, maybe your mom just thinks you have a terrible work ethic. Maybe you should take this as advice, and start taking your job more seriously, or prove to your mother that you are a dedicated worker.
blastvortex 4
Hey. At least she cares enough to say that. =/
sterrizzill 0
how is this a FML. don't hook anybody up with a job where u work. it doesn't work out well.