Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
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Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
Today, I told my mom that the puppy she was cuddling had a piece of dried poo stuck to its butt. Her reaction was to pluck the poo with her bare hands, put it on the coffee table next to my food, and continue cuddling. FML
Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML
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Top comments
Capt_Obvious 11
Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'
JustJumped 22
I hope you declined the invitation
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Comments (64)
m1na 4
YDI; Just say no.
mn204 13
Payback time! You can spit in his food for peeing on your shoes
theycallmeodinz 1
feed that bitch ass dog something that gives it the runs. then leave . leave your shoes outside though. and feed your mom something that gives it diarrhea also and just wait for the phone calls and texts. and tell her "you treat me like shit so I gave you the shit you wanted" **** your mom
worldclassrager 41
Can you make dinner for your family?
ObjectiveCurly 6
Serve the dog as part of the meal next time. I hate pomeranian's.
miss_jules 11
It's okay to say "no" in life. Even to your own mother :)
KatyLarae 13
If I was your mom, I'd invite you over to cook for me
thundermoo 16
Again? At this point I'm going to have to go with ydi for allowing her to treat you this way. You're clearly an adult, act like one and stand up for yourself.
cheflife 7
Think of it this way...make the gourmet meal for the dog, make extra, then you get free dinner and time to experiment with food. Keep it up though, there's no industry like this! Work hard Chef =)
reaxion 25
Your answer should always be, in future, "Fuqno"