nightbirdblue
United States
Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Your mom is Mr. Krabs?
michaelm1290 23
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down
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Comments (109)
Jharrist89 12
I still can't wrap my head around this.
worldclassrager 41
That's not healthy...in more ways than one...she might after a bit realize that it's not a good thing...hopefully along with your sister...
Original_Outcast 23
Well like Cleveland says, "That's just nasty."
CTMPandemonium 16
And you just forced me to read that in his voice too lol
kpc2424 13
I'd be eating out a lot more often!
jeepers_1 21
Wouldn't that just kill the whole concept of saving money? As eating out costs a lot more than the water that would be used...
rawr_ily96 24
Well, hospital bills would be even more expensive.
anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12
Invest in some hand sanitizer and ask everyone to use it? Not using water so keeps those bills down...
outoftown 27
Volunteer to wash the dishes, vegetables, hand laundry, ANYTHING to keep your hands clean. Then check toilet paper supply, because the diarrhea outbreak will start soon. Good luck being the adult in the house.
Cristoforo 17
Save a little bit of money on water bill, check. Clearing up your schedules for a lot more doctors visits, check.
FimogenFeels 14
That's unsanitary.
nightbirdblue 27
I submitted a FML like this that was worded slightly different. So small world, I guess.
PenguinBitch 44
Either that or you've been plagiarized.
nightbirdblue 27
Exactly, #28, but I suppose there is a chance that someone in the world has a mom and younger sister like mine.
RedPillSucks 33
It may have been posted under a different ID.
nightbirdblue 27
My mobile never shows them for whatever reason. _-_ I've submitted like six through mobile and it never shows them under the count. It gives me the email to tell me they did not get accepted, but never changes the number for some stupid reason.
StarLight1120 3
eww.. that's super unsanitary and frankly getting sick is not worth a few pennies!