Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I found out my family's Thanksgiving was canceled. Why? Because my mom doesn't want to cheat on her diet, so we aren't having it at all. FML
Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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leighxxx998 0
or maybe you're fat and she doesn't want to break it to you
nzl_fml 0
Your dog's name is Twix. Highly unlikely any diet will be successful for you lot.
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Comments (137)
lunarman 0
wow that sucks
leadrunner751 3
that's for naming your dog after a candy
Lol_that_suks 0
No wonder the dog is fat it's named after food "Twix"
Johnny6speed 0
WOW, your mom is a DUMB bitch.
lonely_heart_89 6
omg, OP. there are children, younger than you, in this world suffering EVERY DAY because they don't have enough to eat, barely survive on a dollar a day, have lost one or both parents, live in a pile of wood or mud, and you're on fml complaining that your mums making you go on a diet??? something is VERY wrong here. you need help - not for the food problem, but because of your ignorance and complete lack of compassion for those who are actually suffering in this world. consider yourself lucky that you have a family and dog who love you and a proper house to live in...
The_Great_Zucchi 15
So you don't think there's anything wrong with people who put animals over relatives? People going hungry has nothing to do with this FML.
lonely_heart_89 6
yes, i do think there's something wrong with people putting animals before relatives, but i was just merely trying to point out that there are bigger problems in this world than the op's mum putting her on a diet, even if the reason being that the dog wouldn't have to do it alone. with being on a diet, you still get to eat stuff, but there are people in this world who can't afford to eat every day, so maybe the op should think about them before he/she decides to complain about having to eat less or more healthy food. at least the op has food on the table.
Gman007 0
Whaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! If u care so damn much join the peace corps and go help. Otherwise shut your pie hole.
mellywelly 0
lol! your mum is so funny :D
Webb_Div_Clemm 0
the dog's name is 'Twix'? no wonder its fat 0.o lol
mathbook28 0
Twix is a CUTE name
canzo378 0
disregard your freak mom and open the fridge yourself
Cactusflea 0
I don't understand... do you.. WANT Twix to suffer alone?