Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
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fifi125 21
How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!
ThatFancyGuy 16
i like him
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Comments (93)
starlandmarie 22
Maybe he was trying to put some humor in an emotional moment to help lighten the mood. I'm sure he missed all of you in equal amounts.
CoopsShea 11
Man on a mission
bxjxj 20
Did you just start undressing as soon as you saw him?
Cebolamole 13
One does not simply remove those items without permission and without going through other layers of clothing, so I'm guessing you allowed him to do it... YDI
HawaiiThad 14
Why is he referring to your naughty parts as male? Just sayin'.
limabeans101029 21
"Guys" and "buddy" can both be used to refer to either sex
hoosierholla 17
Sex organs aren't "naughty." Sex is natural and shouldn't be seen as a bad thing.
Hey_Buddy_ 9
Add to the humor I guess lol they're both such genial terms it's so unexpected
8Dirty1 24
you call that an fml. its not even worthy more like I love my life
ChloeRattlehead 22
I'm sure it was for laughs. I would've laughed at that unless he cares more about sex than you.
hantu69 22
This man know what more important . haha
S_Gnu 17
Man, Floridan assholes are just cleaning house on fmylife today
InnocenceBlue 38
Am I the only one who thinks: 1. That he's trying to be funny, it's a joke. 2. It is funny.
Hey_Buddy_ 9
No, you're not the only one who thinks this lol I did too and that's why I decided to share it with everyone