Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
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Top comments
fifi125 21
How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!
ThatFancyGuy 16
i like him
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Comments (93)
Hildy93 21
Priorities
bargainsforogres 7
oh my your life must be soooo terrible
edmunson 22
You have just been "objectified". I think he is a real ass. Just sayin'
limabeans101029 21
Meh, I wouldn't really call it objectification. He was most likely just trying to be funny and, considering he got all the way down to taking her underwear off, it doesn't seem like OP stopped him
SimplyCyrax 17
I guess I'm not the only one who does this kuddos to your boyfriend!
Critter5143 2
At least he's still sexually attracted to you :). I would see the good in this. Men are wired differently. He missed you. All of you. :).
MLardinos 14
Sounds like something my hubby would do. Lol. Your boyfriend is definitely a keeper.
cjigsss95 12
maybe you both skype a lot.
R2Dee2 10
I like it
WhoCouldIBe 11
It's called humor
xLifeisGoodx 10
I really feel like he was joking. But more importantly, were you just standing there waiting for him in your underwear and bra?