Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
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fifi125 21
How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!
ThatFancyGuy 16
i like him
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Comments (93)
Nethri 4
This man must have skillz.
preacher151 5
Get a sense of humour, OP, before he realises that he could find someone who appreciates a little fun.
Hey_Buddy_ 9
I thought it was funny, just thought everyone else could appreciate it too lol
nyagemini23 22
I'm sorry Op but that was funny! unexpected but funny
Hey_Buddy_ 9
My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
lexa1love 16
I think it's cute personally. My boyfriend does similar things and it makes me laugh
Hop6e 22
At least you know you got it going on!! My boyfriend would never do that!! I want someone to like my body that much!
JICor 7
I would've laughed
dj12inches 10
idk about "hey buddy", I like to refer to it as "love hole""
ahmadmuneer 9
Now that's what you call a dude!!
HashbrownSelfie 4
Lol???????
JLaniewski 14
Im pretty sure he was just joking