Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's house. I left my bag on the couch as my aunt instructed, only for my cousin to take it and throw it into the swimming pool. My laptop, textbooks and notes were soaked. My exam is in a week, and my aunt won't punish her perfect little angel. FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
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Jimboom 12
Having grown up with 2 older sisters I have learnt that you never let a girl no matter what the age walk away angry and thinking that they need to get back at you. What you should have said was something like "I will show you, but only if you prove to me that your old enough by doing X", and making X an impossible task of some kind. That would have distracted her with something else and she probably would have forgotten about it some time later if she was going to your granparents anyway. Either that or you shouldn't leave your laptop just out in the open where little hands can snatch it. Hope you passworded your profile at least!
Darth_Taco 14
See, this is why you shouldn't keep naked pictures of yourself on your electronic devices. Make sure to delete them as soon as you get your laptop back. And about the paper...I'm so sorry. Always make sure you keep a back-up or two.
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Comments (187)
nikkireese 0
HAHA #44 that's like my favorite quote of all time!! #43 why does it matter if ppl have friendly chats on here, but not if they fight each other? at least the topic is relevant. #55 is OP #60 LOL and finally, #65 has a very interesting point. . . . but yea, not the best idea to have nude pix in general, but especially not on something so portable.
scalenehourglass 0
your sister's a bitch, and you're an idiot. back up your work and don't save nude pics
WWiD 0
First: Beat the crap outta your little sister upon return. Next: Buy a cable lock for your laptop. Comes in handy at home and away from home!
MukyDaCookie 0
Jim and King, I realise I don't have any authority but I ask you as a small favour. Please stop having personal conversations on FML topics. I'm sure, since you guys seem pretty close, that you have each others e-mail adresses? I've seen it on 3? FML's that I have visited. It just gets a bit annoying and draws away from the actual FML which is what we are supposed to be commenting on. Thanks alot guys, sorry if I sound a bit pompous. To the OP; That's horrible. Sucks that you lost your school work, but the nude pictures of yourself? Cmon, why do you even have those? Hope it works out
415chick 0
All that just because she couldn't read your IM convo? Co-Sign #95
xiloveyoux3 0
This is why you put passwords. This way, she can't get in.
Angi0 0
wow she sounds like a little bitch. If I had a sister like that she'd either be psychologically traumatized or dead.
trappazoid 0
Fyl for not having your laptop stole and having an important paper Ydi for not hiding your laptop and having nude photos
AlwaysDouze 0
Why would you have nude pics of yourself in the first place?
Quinnjamin 0
1) Don't take nude pics or at least don't put them on your laptop. 2) Set a password