Today, my license to carry a gun expired because my manager forgot to renew it. As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem. In order to keep getting hours, my company transferred me to the coin vault. I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins. By hand. I'm stuck doing this for a month. FML
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9726 5
In Canada you need a gun licence to own firearms. To actually carry one you need to qualify annually with your company and they apply for your ATC (authorization to carry) I requalified in August and reminded my manager in September. He forgot to apply for my ATC. Nothing I could do to prevent this.
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skitzofreniks 5
You'll be ripped by the end of the month.
mizzdavis 8
You'll have your own 'guns' by the end of the month. Call it a blessing in disguise.
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Comments (115)
leadman1989 16
If you want something done right you've got to do it yourself.. be thankful you still have a job. Or pick up a new hobby of "coin collecting"
geon_olam 17
coin lifting* one of my favorite hobbies!
leadman1989 16
But COLLECTING them is so much more rewarding.
NorfolkDude 2
I can't really agree with the OP here mostly because it's your job to really see it through that your license gets renewed. Managers can forget easily since they're busy with other stuff. You should have really pushed for it especially if it takes a month to do so.
wisese 0
I think you'd be worse off if you couldn't work due to this oversight. At least your employers were willing to find you another position so you may continue working. You could just be sitting at home, not making any money.
perdix 31
And all the unemployed bastards reading this are crying their eyes out for you.
rebelzomm 10
Seriously? Is unemployment such a huge problem in the USA?
ColdplaySucks 18
Yes
benderbot19 0
No rebel. We just play pretend.
stacianichole 2
It's a GIGANTIC HUGE VERY REAL problem.
rebelzomm 10
Its just that to the outside world you guys seem to be putting up a pretty strong face. So seeing these sarcastic comments sorta confused me
ThreeSheetsGone 12
300,000,000+ people in the United States. 9.1% have APPLIED for unemployment benefits. The real percentage is probably closer to 16-17%, bringing the grand total to a whopping 51,654,000 unemployed +/- a few hundred thousand.
j_cat187 20
The only job I can get is fixing boat trailers. All of my spare cash is invested into my college education. The American dream
4realz226 0
Rebel where r u from?
morgan020 0
Rebel it depends on where you live. Where I'm at the oil field is huge. The other night on the news they said there was something like 300-400 job openings to be filled immediately. My husband works in the oil field and makes very good money and because of the position he has he doesn't have to worry about being laid off when they stop drilling wells.
backoffahole 3
Just shut up. At least you have a job.
bigkountry209 0
your an amored car driver nobody will stop u and question u carrying a gun stay strapped anyways u need a 10mm tho they have a 90% one shot one kill rate they r expensive and rare though
champjb 0
90% one shot kill rate eh? This isnt a video game dipass. A leaf can have a 90% kill rate in the right hands.
Vash_41288 10
So if you're shot in the toe there is a 90% chance you will die? Interesting.....
MagicallyFat 12
You my good sir, have raped the English language.
gribbles 12
But, according to call of duty...
jizzwold 21
Guys he's a white gangster from Stockton. He knows what's up.
hillbillyboy1993 7
Bigkountry209: put down the video game controller and get off of google. Go outside and do somethin besides play call of duty and get a life
Daralea 21
pfft, OP doesn't need a renewal. Just press X-A-A-B-left to bypass that part.
j_cat187 20
10mm died because America still won't accept the metric system. Instead the .40 S&W and the underpowerd 9mm has been used. I would think a .38 in a semi auto platform would make for the best personal protection gun.
inoculateyou 4
You, sir (big cuntry), are so inadequate in the brain department, that if brains were quarters, you'd need to take out a 3 year loan to play even a single game in a penny arcade... May God have mercy and take pity on you.
MrIncredibleSME 3
So you get to be Mario for a month, counting coins in a dungeon? Look on the bright side, there are 2 sides to every coin. And not to coin a phrase, but I'm sure your manager will be paid back in his own coin. What goes around comes around, these kind of things tend to coincide. Coin? Coin!
chosha_fml 27
That does suck, but you'll be buff by the end of the month.
toshinx 0
Uncle Scrooge?
ComTlancy 12
Sounds like you just coined a new phrase!