Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dick of a roommate was moving out. She didn't actually tell us she was moving out and took the wifi, modem and all, while my other roommate was on a Skype call and I was watching a show. All with no warning. It's Saturday, I have an online assignment due Sunday. FML
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML
Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML
Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML
Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML
Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
Today, my laptop is choosing not to work and I can’t afford a new one. If it doesn’t work soon, I can’t get my homework done. I’m only week 3 into an 8 week semester. To top it off, I need to finish unpacking. Did I forget to mention I moved about 3 days before the semester started? FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
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Top comments
melissaxo3 1
your landlord is a bitch.
asherah14 7
That sucks but call the provider and put the Internet service in your name. They'll come out the same day or the next day and set up your service. Problem solved.
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Comments (106)
thew_fml 14
i wish the OP would clarify - is he riding off her wifi, or is she somehow removing the cable system that the internet rides in on. If the former, get your own internet, or go to any of a thousand free wifi choices to work. if the latter - i think it's illegal for her to do. at least in NY state, they have said that it is ike wanting phone lines in a house and cannot be refused
Capt_Oblivious 10
Quit bitching, it's not like that Internet thing will catch on, it's just a passing fad. I mean really, who uses it anyway?
RedHotMom26 3
Stop mooching off everyone else and pay your own bills! Go get the damn Internet in your name, there problem solved! After all you are in college so grow the **** up already!
KJON 0
Put it in your name dip hole, then you wont have to rely on someone else paying your Internet bill
RaquelW 7
wander around your flat until your within your neighbor's wifi range. explain to no one why you spend hours in the closet.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Go to starbucks, or anywhere with free wifi :D If you have a laptop, that is.
theressarina 2
If internet was part of the agreement then your rent should be including the cost of internet. If so, order internet yourself and pay less of the rent accordingly. If you can't get internet out there soon enough, start looking for a library.
robberry 11
Hope you have the terms in your lease.
stevenmx86 8
Why is she paying for it? This wouldn't be a problem if you paid for it..
crazy9137 4
One word, library.