Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Goodbye horses
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Goodbye horses
Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Hypercontrolling
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Watch out!
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
That's why I always steer clear of extreme sports such as horse riding.
Damian95 16
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
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MrConcise 35
Buck up, champ. He already looks like an ass, no need to embarrass him further by calling him stupid.
StupidBunnies 10
Speaking from experiance, any fall off a horse sucks... But that one really takes the cake. FYL. I hope you feel better!
Girher 6
This is the best FML to read while at a horse show haha
NagainaFier 16
On the bright side, 16, your horse show is in an arena, not an open field with evil, evil horse eating plants!
Girher 6
Haha Thats true! :) I do eventing though so we do gallop out in fields! Haha Plants have scared many a horse out there!
PenguinBitch 44
I think I know why the horse did that. Next time refer to Sarah Jessica Parker as a "she" not "he". Rude.
99megster 15
Salad Fingers would have enjoyed that
TogeBara 12
best response i could have thought up honestly this was the first thing i thought of lmao
bjdog98 9
Ahh, it's so hard for us horse(wo)men. Hope the fall didn't hurt too bad!
JACKxRAWR 22
Hey, if you're rich enough to own a ******* horse then you're not allowed to complain.
SilhouetteTheSly 10
You don't have to be rich to own a horse.
bjdog98 9
I don't own a horse, and I'm not really complaining.
JACKxRAWR 22
Really? The animals themselves cost a ton, stables are expensive to either build, buy or rent,l. Grooming, food and cleaning out all cost money. Only either extremely dedicated people or high-society rich kids have horses.
kmccain 27
I'm not rich, and I have a horse. A stable is not needed. All you need is some kind of shelter for the horse to get out of the rain. Grooming does not cost any money besides the few bucks it costs to buy the brushes. You do it yourself. I admit feed and the occasional vet bills do get pricey at times, but it does not require you to be rich to do it.
fading09 4
Grow up!! You don't have to be rich, you use have to budget. You're sadly mistaken if you think that only high society can afford a horse. The idiot at the end of the street with the crap car that's jacked up with all kinds if chrome and expensive sound system could probably afford a horse. We choose to spend our money on our animals. You probably choose to spend yours on lessons teaching you how to be an idiot and a jerk.
JessicaZado 11
I hope your okay OP. Hopefully you get better soon and It's not a pain in the ass. Literally
shinshoku13 19
Haha what the **** are nettles?
dhaxor 9
It's a plant..........
wtfwhyfml 12
A very common plant over most of the US that has tiny little needle like fibers that dig into your skin and make you itch terribly. The nettles we have here look like giant, fuzzy cabbages that someone peeled open so that the leaves lay flat. They itch and burn something nasty too.
jeepers_1 21
If you honestly don't know what something such as "nettles" are, instead of posting a comment that makes you sound rather unintelligent, you should probably just go google it like a normal person... I mean you're commenting on this so I can only assume you have internet access.
journeytotheend 16
Time to cook some horse burgers
NagainaFier 16
The horse reacted exactly as his instincts dictated him to respond to a 'threat', and he deserves to be shot? While I'm not saying OP deserves it, if your riding outside, you need to make sure your horse isn't eating anything, because clearly this can possibly be an end result
jeepers_1 21
That's why when training horses, or riding them properly, one is not supposed to allow their horse to eat anything unless at a resting point. It spoils the horse and can cause bad habits that can result in situations such as this one.
kmccain 27
Sometimes the horse just does things like reaching for something. Once the horse decides this, there's very little the rider can do to prevent it. No amount of training can change the fact that the horse is a lot stronger than the rider.
epic13 12
Horses are fags.