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By H8tera1d - 05/08/2016 03:26 - United States - Monroe

Today, My husband went to a friends to work on our recently crashed vehicle. It wasn't until after he left that I realized he left me with a toddler, an entire apartment to clean, a days worth of laundry and packing to do. For a trip with his family. We leave tomorrow. FML

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kikzermeizer 7

Friday 5 August 2016 18:34

That's a dick move

Mynxie 26

Friday 5 August 2016 18:52

Well when he comes home, he can help with the chores. Til then, enjoy your time with your toddler.

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kikzermeizer 7

Friday 5 August 2016 18:34

That's a dick move

Mynxie 26

Friday 5 August 2016 18:52

Well when he comes home, he can help with the chores. Til then, enjoy your time with your toddler.

dansco 24

Saturday 6 August 2016 6:52

Hey stop bitching at him, he's gone to sort the car out for this trip. Fancy paying extra for a loan car?! And it's your child too

Mynxie 26

Saturday 6 August 2016 19:05

It is his apartment to help clean too. And it is a trip to see his family so it is his responsibility to help pack too.

bickdig69 8

Saturday 6 August 2016 7:05

I mean you can just leave some chores for him to do when he gets home

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