Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
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sciullo 14
And you married him why?
Welshite 40
Yet again? You guys need to talk this out, or get help with a marriage counselor. Both of you sound unhappy in your relationship.
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Comments (69)
ThomasBombadil 31
Boy does he sound like a jerk. If there are no kids, you should probably cut your losses and leave or next year at this time it will be three years.
davidislost 11
Run. Come back, see what's changed.
shellykjelly 26
People really need to stop suggesting divorce in situations like this. If they were together for 2 years then clearly something was good at one point. Divorce isn't the first option when there is a problem in the relationship
ThomasBombadil 31
I don't know, two years is a long time to hear a unambiguous message like she has.
askullnamedbilly 33
However, if one partner repeatedly tells the other during those two years that their marriage has been the worst time of their life, it's certainly something to consider. If you're that unhappy after only two years, how does spending the rest of your lives together sound like a remotely good idea? Crying 'divorce' after some minor issues is idiotic, that's true, but feeling that the worst thing to ever happen to you is the two years you spent with your spouse is on an entirely different level. Maybe they can work it out, but they're not obligated to be unhappy with each other because they signed a piece of paper two years ago.
DarthVader77 9
You must ve a marriage consellor. :). They are my clents now: I am a divorce attorney :D
JMichael 26
Maybe it's time you to go to a counselor and talk about your problems. And I that doesn't work then think about divorce. You shouldn't be with someone who makes you unhappy.
olpally 33
What a heartless douche. This marriage needs a counselor or an immediate divorce.
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming he didn't follow this with "/sarcasm"? He has some issues that need resolving. The first issue is his lack of respect for you.
RoboCunnilingus 23
That's ******* cold, op. You guys need to have a SERIOUS sit down.
Neighborhoods 8
" Then I suggest you'd bring me a new respectful husband for our two year anniversary. One who does acknowledge me "
Rawr6591 21
Isn't there a slight possibility that his issues could lay outside the marriage?
saocrates 16
I was thinking the same. Maybe he's had losses or just things not working out for him like at work for example. OP needs to follow up so we know what questions she followed up with.
EvilLittleMan 23
I would s suggest creating a T Chart and placing down in front of him with one side labeled "Pros" and the other side "Cons" with the chart being titled Pros and Cons of Our Marriage. I suggest you do the same and both of you look at the results but from the way it sounds, he has already checked out on the marriage.