Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was going to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner, but when I got home I realized I had forgotten the main ingredient: the food. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
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Top comments
iseyixes 18
Who cares why? Just enjoy the romance!
prettyinpink03 11
Sounds just fine to me! Be glad you got some of that quality time! It's so rare these days!
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Comments (89)
countryrose92 23
Don't you know? You never ever ask why, you just enjoy it. It's a rare occurrence, and when they open their mouth they ruin it, so just enjoy it in silence.
TwiztedYuri 9
you deserve it... the dinner that is. just kill the cable once or twice a month
limitedition 25
Doesn't matter. He did something nice.
Ayanpatel95 7
why don't u look at the bright side? he cooked u dinner!!
jterrell1993 4
Well why'd u ask then?
tippi17 3
If it were me, the cable would mysteriously be out a little more often... ;)
BananerzFresh 12
Maybe you should make the cable go out more often. ;)
sweetmama88 6
Enjoy the time together,.
noisebox 1
Yeah watch out later when the back door man comes knocking at your back door for pay back.....
silencebabyy 23
well at least he's honest